Lawyers Jokes

Who doesn’t love self-depreciating humor? Some people have bad experiences with lawyers. As in every profession, the bad apples spoil it for the rest of us. But that doesn’t mean that we can’t poke fun at ourselves.



How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Why are lawyers buried 12 feet instead of 6 feet underground?

Deep down, they’re really good people.